I rolled out of bed. Dropping my knees to the cold hardwood I pulled the metal bowl across the floor towards me. Hunching over, I convulsed repeatedly. Nothing happened. Not surprising given that my stomach had long been emptied over the last ten hours.
Oh, I moaned. I can't do this anymore.
In case I needed a reminder that another pregnancy would be unwise, this was it. However, next time I would prefer an email.
I do not recommend getting food poisoning the same day that your sixteen month old gets his booster shots. That is not fun for anyone.